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Sunday, August 17, 2008

Hmmmmm. Let's see. :D

Okay, so life has been pretty good to me.

Because I haven't gained any disease or fallen ill or realised that I was a man or anything. Yeah and like for one or two days I realised like eyas are next week and my stress level was so ****ing high, you wouldn't believe it haha. Then I started studying, but at the same time I hated it so much, I really just abhored it and all that hatred wasn't good for me :D And I was so mean and nasty and shortfused and I'm sorry that my parents had to put up with my crap, but I'm better now because slacker instinct has kicked in.

Haha isn't this screwed, but seriously I don't really care that much leh. Oh no. This is bad right. But whatever. Okay. So I was studying, but I don't think it really worked. Next year I'm going to study a lot. Haha I say that every year? Actually I think this year I did study more than last year. Like maybe 10 or 15% more, but at least I improved right. This is such a disgusting and draggy post. It's like verbal diarrhoea (sp?) I'm just typing out anything that comes to mind but anyway. Yes so next year I shall be more hardworking. But i'm still trying la. But I'm not hardcore mugging... :/

So what has been happening in the last few days?
Everyone's been obsessing over this guy. Sorry I didn't rotate it.

Um okay so that's a really fugly picture of Michael Phelps, I know I might offend people by posting it up but I really don't care haha. I don't mean to erm insult him or anything. It's a caricature. means like, I don't know, he has very long arms? And Kahbian did her monkey walk that day that was uh funny. :D Okay so I wasn't the one who wrote hot face hot muscles. That was her. Erm yeah! So its suppose to like. Be Michael Phelps. You know. I actually think he looks imba in an improper fraction/monkey sense. Why does everyone love him?

Gwen: Blogs about Michael Phelps like everyday.
Michelle: Youtubed Michael Phelps and watched his videos.
Jessica: Took a picture with Michael Phelps and got his autograph!
Eliezer: Talks about Michael Phelps like everyday.
Kahbian: Talks about Michael Phelps everyday, PLUS she got all agitated and she was like "WHOOHOO MICHAEL PHELPS BROKE DA WORLD RECORD!" and she totally whipped the whiteboard with her tie. (?!)

I am surrounded by insanity. Seriously.
Okay and you know what else? I'm getting so much clumsier, it wasn't even funny. Granted, I wasn't graceful or anything before, but I was like just normal la. And now I'm like constantly tripping and hitting something and something else and I ****ING HIT MY HEAD ON A TREE. A tree branch. Well. It was a super sturdy tree branch, like those near the bottom? And it was so ****ing painful man. The impact was so great that after I hit it I was thrown off my feet and fell to the ground. And I was hit while I was voluntarily helping to carry the pe equipment to the storeroom leh. Hello? So I'm like scared that I'm getting stupider.

Yay cool.
Oh, and this is such an old thing alr, but I'm just gonna write it in anyway, I hate the smell of my new soap, it smells kinda like fake flowers. I miss Dove. Dove was the best. I really hate the smell of my new soap (simple repetition ain't gonna get me nowhere, I know.) which is Palmolive. So don't buy that soap. In fact, I hate it so much that I tell it I hate it. It's really good because it reaffirms the fact that I hate it. As in, I feel really good asserting myself and saying it. It's the truth, and I am awfully brave to put this out here in spite of the fact that everyone might start saying I'm crazy and start ostracizing me.

Okay I know this has been a supremely long post but here's one last picture to round it up. This is what happens when I attempt to cook... No actually, it's not even counted as actual cooking, eh? It's just what happens when I attempt to use the microwave. I am so noob at stuff like that.

And yeah my maid went home like a month or so ago. No, I think it was longer. So yeah I had to clean it up all by myself. And the damn clam chowder wasn't even that good.
7:22 PM
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