Friday, January 11, 2008
Okay. Okay, you see? I'm blogging. That contract had better be done by monday! Haha.
Well, anyway. Here is the story of the egg and the cauliflower, folks. :D Brought to you by me, me, and me, and of course, the person who kept on asking me to blog about it.
Once upon a time, there was an egg. Actually, there were a lot of eggs, but only one plays an important role in this story. Now, where was I? Ah, yes. The egg. The egg was happily sitting on the countertop, minding its own business, when along came a stranger- a cauliflower. The egg couldn't really see the cauliflower properly as the cauliflower had a mask on which obscured part of its face, and the cauliflower began talking to the egg. Zz okay I can't divulge the exact words of the conversation because then erm it's not very nice. Lmao. But the gist of it was, the cauliflower introduced itself to the egg, and then asked the egg if it was available to be cooked into an omelette with it. The egg was like -.- wth and the cauliflower said sorry and went away :D Presumably to bother other unsuspecting eggs to cook into an omelette with it. Then after a while the cauliflower came back. The egg was in the fridge and the cauliflower shouted 'y' outside. The egg heard it but ignored it and went to sleep :D The End.
Haha my analogies rock okay! Can't believe this type of cauliflowers are in existance, lmao. Don't get cooked will die meh? Cheh!
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